Funny quotes

Funny quotes
http://www.jokesnquotes.com/ - Funny quotes
  Categories

funny quotes

animal jokes

bar jokes

holiday jokes

travel & vacation jokes

sport jokes

other funny jokes

signs of our times

nerd jokes

just do it

funny laws

funny definitions

blind jokes

funny bumper stickers

crazy jokes

food jokes

funny ads

little johnny

school humor

top list jokes

funny thoughts



Navigation:

· jokes and quotes
· Add joke
· New jokes
· Last 5 jokes
· Best jokes
· Search jokes
  Service menu

· Freedback
· Recommend Us
· Subscription

  Our friends

There isn't content right now for this block.

():bar jokes (2610): Barbitchuate


Posted by lucas moore on 13-Aug-2005

Barbitchuate

A bear walks in to the bar and asks the bartender serve me a drink the bartender says no.the bear ask why? the bartender says we dont serve to bears! the bear gets outraged and starts tearin down the bar and eats a woman and leaves. The next day the bear comes back and tells the bartender to serve him a drink or the samething will happen that happen yesterday and the bartender says I told you we dont serve to bears or drug addicts! the bear says drug addict im not a drug addict!the bartender says what about the BAR BITCH YOU ATE! KEEP IN MIND A BARBITCUATE IS A DRUG
   

7 people have rated this joke:
4.29/10
     

():bar jokes (2610): yo mamas pussy is so fishy she went to sea...


Posted by heids on 13-Aug-2005

yo mamas pussy is so fishy she went to sea...

yo mamas pussy is so fishy she went to sea world and thay said no experts
   

4 people have rated this joke:
4.25/10
     

():bar jokes (2610): A dyslexic walks into a bra...


Posted by Hallie S. Comet on 08-Aug-2005

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

It'll hit you in a minute.
   

3 people have rated this joke:
4.00/10
     

():bar jokes (2610): Maori


Posted by Adrian on 13-Aug-2005

Maori

how to get a maori in a bath?put five cents in how do you get a maori out of the bath put soap in.

   

57 people have rated this joke:
3.98/10
     

():bar jokes (2610): Your hairline


Posted by Andrew B. Mclean on 12-Aug-2005
Your hairline
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
   

139 people have rated this joke:
3.88/10
     

():bar jokes (2610): Yer ma


Posted by aSiAnIcEcUbE on 13-Aug-2005
Yer ma
your mas so stupid she sits oan the tele n watches the couch
   

10 people have rated this joke:
3.70/10
     

Jokes search
Input keyword:



Adversting