BASIC...

BASIC (Acronym)

Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

Preheat...

Preheat (verb)

To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish.

Allows for the fingers to be burned when placing the food into the oven, as well as when taking the food out.

Lottery...

Lottery

A tax on people who are bad at math.

Divorce...

Divorce

Post-graduate in School of Love.

Nyetscape...

Nyetscape (noun)

Nickname for AOL's less-than-full-featured Web browser.

Glazing...

Glazing (verb)

Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open. A popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings. "Didn't he notice that half the room was glazing by the second session?"