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():funny definitions (324): Competent:


Posted by Zak on 09-Aug-2005

Competent:

Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

Conscientious and careful: Scared.

Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Keyboard: Where


Posted by Cronic U. Bobinstein on 09-Aug-2005

Keyboard: Where

Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.

Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.

Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
   

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():funny definitions (324): A keen


Posted by Frenzy Freek on 09-Aug-2005

A keen

A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.

Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.

Active socially: Drinks heavily.
   

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():funny definitions (324): The wife


Posted by glenno on 09-Aug-2005

The wife

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
   

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():funny definitions (324): TOOTHACHE: The


Posted by Tiger Fly on 09-Aug-2005
TOOTHACHE: The
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Uses resources


Posted by Raymond m. Dawood on 09-Aug-2005
Uses resources
Uses resources well: Delegates everything.

Uses time effectively: Clock watcher.

Very creative: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.
   

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