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():funny definitions (324): Diskette -


Posted by Misty Jenkins on 09-Aug-2005

Diskette -

Diskette - A female Disco dancer.

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.

Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Left Bank


Posted by Nick R. M on 09-Aug-2005

Left Bank

Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots.

Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: Two physicians.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Megahertz -


Posted by Laura Seeley on 09-Aug-2005

Megahertz -

Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.

Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Temper tantrums:


Posted by Matt Der on 09-Aug-2005

Temper tantrums:

Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Dictionary of


Posted by Bryce m. Reineman on 09-Aug-2005
Dictionary of
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.

COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Quick thinking:


Posted by hottsk8er on 09-Aug-2005
Quick thinking:
Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

Requires work-value attitudinal readjustment: Lazy and hard-headed.

Should go far: Please.
   

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