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| Posted by Kyle Lusis on 09-Aug-2005 | Dumbwaiter: OneDumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
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| Posted by Brent Salfen on 09-Aug-2005 | Network -Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Rom - Where the pope lives.
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| Posted by The king of hitz on 09-Aug-2005 | Slightly belowSlightly below average: Stupid.
Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life.
Stern disciplinarian: A real jerk.
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| Posted by Misty Jenkins on 09-Aug-2005 | Diskette -Diskette - A female Disco dancer.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
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| Posted by Nick R. M on 09-Aug-2005 | Left BankLeft Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots.
Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: Two physicians.
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| Posted by Laura Seeley on 09-Aug-2005 | Megahertz -Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.
Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
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