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():other funny jokes (4827): Because 7, 8, 9.


Posted by kornyhiv ripper on 10-Aug-2005

Because 7, 8, 9.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9. !!!!!!!!!!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): What's on your back?


Posted by amylynn on 10-Aug-2005

What's on your back?

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican,
and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German,
"What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a
large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge
welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on
your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and
takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Midget in Nudist Colony


Posted by Blondie B. Kewl on 10-Aug-2005

Midget in Nudist Colony

Q: Why did they kick the midget out of the nudist colony?
A: He kept sticking his nose in everyone else's business!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Smiling Clown


Posted by Scott Johnson on 10-Aug-2005

Smiling Clown

Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Hit him in the face with an axe.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Terrorist Midwife


Posted by Mongolian A. Jackass on 10-Aug-2005
Terrorist Midwife
Q: What is the difference between a midwife and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Eat That?


Posted by Laura Nowicki on 10-Aug-2005
Eat That?
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit??
A: "Are you gonna eat that??"
   

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