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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 10-Aug-2005 | Because it was dead.Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
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| Posted by Brian #17 on 11-Aug-2005 | Card-Playing DogA man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance.
"That is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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():animal jokes (1719): Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???... |
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| Posted by Cola Kiss on 12-Aug-2005 | Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???...Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???
A. ELF RAISING FLOUR :D:D
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| Posted by Maira m on 13-Aug-2005 | Durty jokeWanna hear a durty joke?
"White horse fell in mud!"
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| Posted by Iain A. Hewitt on 13-Aug-2005 | Elephant in a fridgePART 1
QNS : How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
ANS: 1) Open the fridge door
2) put the elephant in
3) Close the door
Qns : How do u put a giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?
ANS : 1) open the fridge door
2) take out the elephant
3) put in the giraffe
4) close the door
PART 2
Qns :There was a forest fire somewhere and Tarzan's job was to call out all the animals so that he can take them to a safe place. He kept calling and calling out to all the animals and all of them turned up except one. What animal was it and why?
Ans : giraffe....
...because it is still in the fridge
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| Posted by Mr Leafy on 14-Aug-2005 | Shark!!!A man stranded on an island builds a raft to try to escape to
another island where people may be living hopeing to get help
back to the America. The man was terribly afraid of sharks so
upon approaching another island, he spots a man and calls out to
him, "are there any sharks in the water?" the second man calls
back "no".
The first man then proceeds to leap into the water so as to swim
ashore, halfway there he yells out to the man on the
island..."why arn't there any sharks in the water?"
The man replys, "Because the alligators ate them."
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