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| Posted by M Grice on 11-Aug-2005 | Beer President's Have a BeerAfter the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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():bar jokes (2610): your mum stinks of rancid shit... |
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| Posted by kristin n. marek on 12-Aug-2005 | your mum stinks of rancid shit...your mum stinks of rancid shit
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| Posted by Ol-Dirty on 13-Aug-2005 | Your Mama so FatYour Mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
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():bar jokes (2610): The Secret of Happy Old Man |
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| Posted by playn on 14-Aug-2005 | The Secret of Happy Old ManA traveller saw a very old man that was also seemingly very
happy. The traveller asked the old man, "You're so old, what's
your secret to staying so happy?"
The man replied, "Well, I smoke 6 packs a day as well as smoke a
pipe. I stay up till 5am every night partying and drinking until
I barf. And I'm on lots of drugs and medication."
"So how old ar you?"
The man replied, "25."
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| Posted by Vince Carter on 09-Aug-2005 | No natural lightThis guy walks into the bar and tells the bartender he wants a beer, "anything but Natural light".
Why not Natural Light the bartender say's, "you always drink Natural Light"?
"Not anymore, buddy, last night I got so Drunk on natural Light, I went home and blew chunks".
Well, the bartender say's, everybody does that when they get that drunk, you know, that??™s no big deal...
"You don??™t understand, buddy, Chunks is my dog!"
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