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| Posted by HoolieBear on 09-Aug-2005 | Expresses selfExpresses self well: Can string two sentences together.
Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.
Happy: Paid too much.
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| Posted by Matt G on 09-Aug-2005 | Dictionary ofDictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward.
SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time.
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| Posted by Yo Momma on 09-Aug-2005 | Verbal: AbleVerbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
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| Posted by Pumpkin Pie on 09-Aug-2005 | Varicose --Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
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| Posted by Chris Hammond on 09-Aug-2005 | Chip: WhatChip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
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| Posted by Tom Fell on 09-Aug-2005 | Alert toAlert to company developments: An office gossip.
Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.
Average: Not too bright.
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