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| Posted by smurph on 09-Aug-2005 | BifocalsGlasses you use to read books by during the television commercials.
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| Posted by Nafe bafe schlafe on 09-Aug-2005 | CubicThe language spoken in Cuba.
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| Posted by Justin Lebar on 09-Aug-2005 | EGOTIST: SomeoneEGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
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| Posted by Daniel Nunez on 09-Aug-2005 | Internationally know:Internationally know: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas.
Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept.
Inspires the cooperation of others: Gets everyone else to do the work.
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| Posted by Mr X. Jiffy on 09-Aug-2005 | These translationsThese translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
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| Posted by Kyle Lusis on 09-Aug-2005 | Dumbwaiter: OneDumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
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