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| Posted by Sasha on 09-Aug-2005 | Biology classDuring a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."
The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"
Little Johnny countered by saying, "That's because girls get breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls."
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| Posted by Emma on 09-Aug-2005 | Playing PresidentA little boy and a little girl were sitting on the porch talking, when the little girl suddenly winked and asked, "Do you want to get undressed and we can play doctor?"
The little boy replied, "That's too old fashioned, spit out your gum, I want to play President."
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| Posted by Homie G. Funk on 09-Aug-2005 | Cleaning the closetOne day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S & M magazine. This was highly upsetting to her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "This is what I found in your son's closet."
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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| Posted by Mike Richards on 09-Aug-2005 | Finding JesusLittle Johnny is in Sunday school and the teacher asks the class where Jesus is today.
Paul raises his hand and says, "Jesus is in my heart cuz I love him very much."
Mary raises her hand and says, "Jesus is in heaven cuz he's dead."
Johnny screams out loud, "Jesus is in my damn bathroom."
The teacher says, "Why is that?"
Johnny replies, "Every morning my dad screams, 'JESUS CHRIST, ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?'"
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| Posted by Mandi M. Topper on 09-Aug-2005 | BeautifulThe teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.
Today's word is 'beautiful.'
Little Sally, would you please come up here and use "beautiful" in a sentence?"
Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world."
Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit.
Little Frankie, your turn."
Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, the sunrise this morning was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen."
Teacher says, "Very good, Little Frankie, you may sit.
Little Johnny, it's your turn."
Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful.'"
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| Posted by fLy gIrL on 09-Aug-2005 | Honey'sOne day a little boy goes to his Mother and asks her, "Mom, do honey's have legs?"
The Mother replies, "Why are you asking me this?"
"Because every night when I go to bed, I hear Dad say 'Honey, open your legs' "
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