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Biology Test

A biology major was taking a cell biology course. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope. They had to scrape the inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and record the different types of cells that were found.

One girl in the class was having some trouble identifying some cells. She called the professor over to ask him. After a moment or two of peering in her scope, he looked up and said in a loud voice, 'Those are sperm cells.'

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	():nerd jokes (650): The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why...

Posted by Dfg Dfb on 07-Aug-2005

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why...

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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	():nerd jokes (650): Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his...

Posted by jalover on 13-Aug-2005

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his...

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A. Where is my tractor?

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	():nerd jokes (650): Two Penguins

Posted by Daniel Nunez on 12-Aug-2005

Two Penguins

There were two penguins in a bathtub. One penguin says Hey pass me the shampoo. The other penguin say What do i look like, a microwave.

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	():nerd jokes (650): Top 8 ways to annoy people!

Posted by Lehe c. wentzell on 12-Aug-2005

Top 8 ways to annoy people!

1) Walk up to any random person on the street and scream WHATS YOUR NAME!!!

2)Knock over a girl scout cookie stand and tell them that you were here first!

3)When your in a movie theater scream at the screen!!

4) ask a stranger what their favorite color is.

5)Act Gay.

6)Tackle birds for crumbs on the streets.

7) Think that your funny when your really actually very stupid and you say things that make no sence.

8)Every time you see a movie act like the charictars for days until you see a new movie.

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	():nerd jokes (650): DUMB Questions Part 1!

Posted by dave j. lochner on 12-Aug-2005

DUMB Questions Part 1!

A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?
Are there any unguided missiles?
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
How can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Do fat people go skinny-dipping or do they call it fat-dipping?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
Do hummingbirds hum because they don??™t know the words?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
When they asked George Washington for his ID, did he just whip out a quarter?
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

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