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():other funny jokes (4827): Black people


Posted by J Man on 12-Aug-2005

Black people

Q.What do you call a swimming pool filled with black people?

A.Coco-Pops.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Stiff Neck?


Posted by Holly Burkett on 14-Aug-2005

Stiff Neck?

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): doctor


Posted by cory a. HOGAN on 14-Aug-2005

doctor

A doctor was delivering a baby and when the baby comes out he
drops it on the ground. The mother says what in the hell are you
doing? He then picks up the baby and throws it againts the wall.
He runs acrost the room and picks it up and drop kicks it. Then
finally he picks it up by the legs and spikes it on its head.
The whole time the mother is going ape shit saying what the hell
are you doing to my baby boy? Oh, the doctor says, dont worry it
was already dead.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): No Cod


Posted by Scott D. Willson on 14-Aug-2005

No Cod

A man went into a fish shop and said
"Can I have some cod please?"
The shop owner replied,
"We dont have any cod"
So the man said ok then asked,
"Can I have some cod?"
The chippy owner told him again that there was no cod. So the
man said,
"OK... can I have some cod?"
At this the chip shop owner got really pissed off and said,
"Look mate we have no cod C-O-F-D, cod" the bloke said,
"But the is no F in cod."
And the chippy owner said,
"Thats what I've been trying to tell you!!!"

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): May the fleas of a thousand camels infest...


Posted by Some One on 07-Aug-2005
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest...
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): The Student Prayer


Posted by tazy on 09-Aug-2005
The Student Prayer
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk; He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying. He leadeth me besides the water cooler for a study break; He restores my faith in study guides. He leads me to better study habits. For my grade's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades, I will not have a nervous breakdown; For thou art with me; My prayers and my friends, they comfort me. Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness; Thou anointest my head with understanding. My test paper runneth over with questions I recognise. Surely passing grades and flying colours shall follow me All the days of examinations. And I shall not have to dwell in this university Forever! Amen!

(author (sadly) unknown)
   

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