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| Posted by vic Lee on 08-Aug-2005 | Blueberry HillLittle Johnny walked into his class and the teacher asked where he had been. he replied, "On blueberry hill."
The teacher, still confused, said, "Ok... have a seat." Another boy walked in and the teacher asked, "Where have you been." he replied, "On blueberry hill."
The teacher grumbled a bit and continued class. Enevtually, a girl walked in and the teacher said, "Let me guess... You were on blueberry hill."
The girl replied "No, but how did you know my name was Blueberry Hill?"
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| Posted by Richard Pratt on 09-Aug-2005 | Dirty ErnieDirty Ernie was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out the window and saw two dogs screwing in the school yard. He jumped up and hollered, "Hey, everyone! look at that!"
The teacher ran to the window and pulled the blind.
A little girl in the front row said, "Teacher, what was those two dogs doing?
The teacher said that the dog on top had a broken leg, and the dog on the bottom was helping him get home.
Dirty Ernie then said, "Teacher, ain't that just like life, you try to help someone out and end up getting screwed?"
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| Posted by Jo Stepin on 09-Aug-2005 | Spelling test"I've just had the most awful time", said the boy to his friends.
"First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave my hypodermics, and, to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy".
"Wow! How did you pull through ?", asked his friends.
"I don't know," the boy replied...continuing, "it was the toughest Spelling Test I ever had!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing
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| Posted by Katie Earle on 11-Aug-2005 | Ya mamma is so skinnyYa mamma is so skinny that when she ate a meatball she thought she was pregnant.
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| Posted by Cornelius on 12-Aug-2005 | Bad boyOne day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words.
1st he went to his Brother and asked "Could you give me a spelling word?" His Brother answered "ShutUp" So he wrote down Shutup.
2nd he went to his Mother and asked her. She answered "Certainly" He wrote down certinly.
3rd he wen to his Dad and asked for somthing sweet. His dad answered Lolipop so he wrote down Lolipop.
4th he went to his little brother and asked the question. He answered "In my Little Blue Car"
The next day he went to school and his teacher asked for the words. He said his 1st word Shutup. Then she asked "Do you want to go to the principles office?" He said is second word "Certainly". In the principals office the principal asked what do you think you deserve, the boy answered "Lolipop!!" Then the principal asked "What do you think your punishment should be?" The boy answered "To go in my Little Blue Car!!!!"
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| Posted by LUSHLEY on 12-Aug-2005 | Why Two Nostrils?A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her why there were two holes in your nose.
Her four year old son quickly responded with, "So you can still breath when you pick your nose!"
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