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| Posted by vic Lee on 08-Aug-2005 | Blueberry HillLittle Johnny walked into his class and the teacher asked where he had been. he replied, "On blueberry hill."
The teacher, still confused, said, "Ok... have a seat." Another boy walked in and the teacher asked, "Where have you been." he replied, "On blueberry hill."
The teacher grumbled a bit and continued class. Enevtually, a girl walked in and the teacher said, "Let me guess... You were on blueberry hill."
The girl replied "No, but how did you know my name was Blueberry Hill?"
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| Posted by Erin Sullivan on 09-Aug-2005 | School CounselorSandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other end. Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was.
A little while later however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
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| Posted by APRIL L. PALMER on 09-Aug-2005 | PubertyA little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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| Posted by Embee on 12-Aug-2005 | nock nock...nock nock
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| Posted by Caleb Harrelson on 12-Aug-2005 | What do you getwhat do you get if you cross a jeep with a dog?
a land rover
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| Posted by Katie Earle on 11-Aug-2005 | Ya mamma is so skinnyYa mamma is so skinny that when she ate a meatball she thought she was pregnant.
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