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| Posted by Christian t. Rios on 14-Aug-2005 | Bo Hansson (Swedish Commentator)"Dunga takes Baggio from behind...they know each othert since the time in
Fiorentina." Bo Hansson WC-final 1994
"It took in the stomach...very far down in the stomach...it hurts very
much when the ball hits that far down in the stomach." Bo Hansson about a
tennisplayer who has understood the meaning of 'New Balls please'
"It doesn't matter how the game ends as long as the standings doesn't
change." Bo Hansson
"Zubizareta gets the ball over the post!" Bo Hansson
"The runner is running incredible fast...and he falls!!!!!!Oh, excuse me,
it was a longjumper." Bo Hansson, 400 hurdle final, EC 1982
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| Posted by Horse's Heaven on 14-Aug-2005 | EverythingYou can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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| Posted by Peter B. Wilson on 14-Aug-2005 | Thought of the day!Now matter how you jump or dance, A few drops will always go down your
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| Posted by Mike G. Robinson on 14-Aug-2005 | Milk Does a Body Good"I heard Milk does a body good, but damn how much you been
drinking?"
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| Posted by Kelsey D. Dowswell on 14-Aug-2005 | Oy thats my vodkaSomebody spiked my vodka with orange juice!
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| Posted by dave j. lochner on 14-Aug-2005 | Carrots and PeasConfucius say one who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot is
unsanitary.
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