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| Posted by ness on 13-Aug-2005 | BommerrangWhat do you call a bommerrang that dose not
come back?
A stick!!!!
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| Posted by Chransie Spamton on 14-Aug-2005 | McDonald'sAs my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident.
Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
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| Posted by Marleika on 09-Aug-2005 | DumbwaiterDumbwaiter:
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
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| Posted by Ben Cas on 12-Aug-2005 | The bus driverthere was a kid on a buss and he sayed if my mom was a mommy giraph and my dad was a daddy giraph then i would be a babby giraph. and he sayed this over and over and then the buss dirver says what if you mom was a prostitute and you dad was gay. And the kid replied i\'d be a buss driver
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| Posted by Caleb Harrelson on 12-Aug-2005 | What do you getwhat do you get if you cross a jeep with a dog?
a land rover
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| Posted by Yum Yum on 10-Aug-2005 | Having to Take a WhisperOnce there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the
bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time
you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father
this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
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