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():funny laws (94): Borkowski's Law...


Posted by Susannah E. Charlotte on 07-Aug-2005

Borkowski's Law...

Borkowski's Law

You can't guard against the arbitrary.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...


Posted by w pit on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Murphy's Laws of Sex

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

   

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():funny laws (94): The First Law of Wing Walking...


Posted by KateMaMate on 07-Aug-2005

The First Law of Wing Walking...

The First Law of Wing Walking

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Shawn Nocilla on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

   

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():funny laws (94): Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws...


Posted by Matt J. Mullen on 07-Aug-2005
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws...
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws

Everything goes wrong all at once.

   

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():funny laws (94): Pommersheim's Principle...


Posted by james ----- on 07-Aug-2005
Pommersheim's Principle...
Pommersheim's Principle

All obvious theorems are true.


Keane's Kriterion

All true theorems are obvious.

   

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