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| Posted by Jizzle on 09-Aug-2005 | Boy ScoutWhen does a cub scout become a boy scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
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| Posted by Snah Nesenra on 09-Aug-2005 | Tiger huntingA father was taking his boy tiger hunting.
They were creeping through the weeds and the father says, "Son, this hunt marks your passage into manhood. Do you have any questions?"
"Yes," he replies "If the tiger kills you, how do I get home?
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| Posted by George Washington on 09-Aug-2005 | Anatomy lessonLittle Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day.
She took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny, this is where you come from."
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting that all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a little shit."
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| Posted by yazziegurl on 09-Aug-2005 | AntsA teacher was talking to her class about the rewards of hard work. "The ant is an example to us all," she said. "Every day the ant goes to work. Every day the ant is busy. And in the end what happens?"
From the back of the classroom a student shouted, "Someone steps on it!"
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| Posted by Lori Shake on 09-Aug-2005 | Little leprechaunA little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said "yes."
When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands.
When he got back to class his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared and run away."
The teacher asked him to open his hand, he refused, saying, "He will get scared and run away."
Then his teacher yelled, "Open your hand!"
So, he opens his hand and said, "Look, you scared the crap out of him!"
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| Posted by Bob John on 09-Aug-2005 | Toy shop nameWhat do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
"We B Toyz N' Shit"
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