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| Posted by DJ Davis on 08-Aug-2005 | brainQ: why did the blonde cross the road
A: to get a new brain
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| Posted by Crazy Chick on 08-Aug-2005 | mcdonaldsYou're so fat that when you went to McDonalds the whole place fell down
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| Posted by IgLoO gRrL on 08-Aug-2005 | The cow joke!!Look 1: Starting with look,
Cow read all the way
How down to the last
Cow cow.
Many 2: Starting with the
Cow last cow at the
Times bottom, read up.
Cow 3: Now, starting with
I look, read down,
Cow skipping every other
Got word.
Cow
This
Cow
Idiot
Cow
To
Cow
Say
Cow
Cow
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| Posted by Colebuck on 08-Aug-2005 | What mommy calls daddyA man goes hunting, sees a deer, and kills it. He takes ithome for his family to eat. His little girl asks, "dady, what are we havving for dinner tonight?". The man replied, "i'll give you a clue, its something that mummy calls daddy sometimes". The little girl screamed and said "Dont eat it its a fucking asshole!!"
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| Posted by ammooni on 08-Aug-2005 | plentifulSo there is a russian, a coloradan, and and mexican all sitting around the campfire. The russian is drinking a white russian, the mexican is drinking a margarita and the coloradan a coors. So the russian takes his drink, throws it in the air and shoots it. The mexican and coloradan asked "why did u do that?" he said " where i come from we have plenty of those." Then the mexican took his margarita, threw it in the air, and shot it, then the coloradan and the russian asked "why did u do that?" The mexican replied " where i come from we have plenty of margaritas." So then the coloradan takes the mexican, throws him in the air and shoots him. The russian says "why did u do that?" the then coloradan replies "where i come from we have plenty of mexicans!"
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| Posted by Crusher on 08-Aug-2005 | pink panther theme songQ. What did the pink panther say when he steped on an ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant... dead ant, dead ant, dead ant..."
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