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| Posted by Wild Bill on 09-Aug-2005 | Show off:Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
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| Posted by Tom J. L on 09-Aug-2005 | Ram: TheRam: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
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| Posted by Jumpo Kinkytail on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
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| Posted by Saer Sida on 09-Aug-2005 | Maintains professionalMaintains professional attitude: A snob.
Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker.
Mover and shaker: Favors steamroller tactics without regard for other opinions.
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| Posted by Tony Klassen on 09-Aug-2005 | Internet -Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.
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| Posted by Periwinkle on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
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