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Takes advantage

Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors.

Takes pride in work: Conceited.

Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement.

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	():funny definitions (324): The

Posted by antz on 09-Aug-2005

The

The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep
you on the edge of financial disaster.

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	():funny definitions (324): Tourists...

Posted by Dave O on 07-Aug-2005

Tourists...

Tourists (noun): People who are taking training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had about three serious students in the class; the rest were tourists."

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	():funny definitions (324): Slowpoke...

Posted by kewl duwde on 07-Aug-2005

Slowpoke...

Slowpoke: How turtles make love.

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	():funny definitions (324): Porridge...

Posted by Tamara Davis on 07-Aug-2005

Porridge...

Porridge (noun): Thick oatmeal.
Rarely found on American tables as children now have the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words "putrid", "horrid" and "sludge".