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| Posted by Big Ben on 09-Aug-2005 | Terminal -Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
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| Posted by RARA on 09-Aug-2005 | Is unusuallyIs unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.
Judgement is usually sound: Lucky.
Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
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| Posted by Rebecca j. Mallett on 09-Aug-2005 | Eclipse \e-klips'\:Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
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| Posted by brad j. none of your buissness on 09-Aug-2005 | KeychainA device that permits
us to lose several keys at one time.
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| Posted by Chapane on 09-Aug-2005 | Software UpgradeA replacement of old bugs with new bugs.
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| Posted by Sara N. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | Freudian SlipA Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes
out as "You damn bitch, you've ruined my life".
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