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| Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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| Posted by Rebecca j. Mallett on 09-Aug-2005 | Eclipse \e-klips'\:Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
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| Posted by RARA on 09-Aug-2005 | Is unusuallyIs unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.
Judgement is usually sound: Lucky.
Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
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| Posted by Big Ben on 09-Aug-2005 | Terminal -Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
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| Posted by M C 0 4 on 09-Aug-2005 | MACINTOSHMost Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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| Posted by Bob Shmershgahooven on 09-Aug-2005 | WhenWhen the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar
grunting noises.
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| Posted by Tiger Fly on 09-Aug-2005 | WhatWhat you use when your peter backs out
before your back peters out.
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| Posted by Cola Kiss on 09-Aug-2005 | TwelveTwelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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| Posted by betsy minton on 09-Aug-2005 | ToTo take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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| Posted by Dragon_Maiden on 09-Aug-2005 | BaroqueWhen you are out of Monet.
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| Posted by Mandy B on 09-Aug-2005 | ISDNIt Still Does Nothing
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| Posted by xai chang birasco on 09-Aug-2005 | AA woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
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| Posted by Funny Girl on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
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| Posted by Blonde jokes on 09-Aug-2005 | ExerciseTo walk up and down a mall. occasionally resting to make a purchase
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| Posted by Kayne j. Ryan on 09-Aug-2005 | It'sIt's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
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| Posted by Chris E. Yannaco on 09-Aug-2005 | People
Some make things happen, some watch things happen,
and the majority has no idea what's happened.
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| Posted by Justin Collingwood on 09-Aug-2005 | HowHow we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
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| Posted by Javier on 09-Aug-2005 | Divorce
Post-graduate in School of Love.
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| Posted by funky chick on 09-Aug-2005 | ToTo look in the sky and see stars.
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| Posted by wraith on 09-Aug-2005 | IBMI Blame Microsoft
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| Posted by fuzzy slippers on 09-Aug-2005 | AllAll talk and no action.
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| Posted by Maira m on 09-Aug-2005 | PoetryWhen every line begins with a capital
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| Posted by Raynman M on 09-Aug-2005 | Clothes DryerA household appliance designed to eat socks.
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| Posted by Sara N. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | Freudian SlipA Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes
out as "You damn bitch, you've ruined my life".
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| Posted by Bobby Reaves on 09-Aug-2005 | TheThe tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
rapidly.
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| Posted by death_tortiose on 09-Aug-2005 | SlowpokeHow turtles make love.
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| Posted by tabitha on 09-Aug-2005 | VandalismVandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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| Posted by Krazy Kin Kid on 09-Aug-2005 | WifeAn appliance that you screw on the bed to keep the house clean.
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