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| Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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| Posted by Rebecca j. Mallett on 09-Aug-2005 | Eclipse \e-klips'\:Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
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| Posted by RARA on 09-Aug-2005 | Is unusuallyIs unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.
Judgement is usually sound: Lucky.
Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
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| Posted by Rambo U. Thirtythree on 09-Aug-2005 | Main Frame:Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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| Posted by M C 0 4 on 09-Aug-2005 | MACINTOSHMost Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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| Posted by Bob Shmershgahooven on 09-Aug-2005 | WhenWhen the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar
grunting noises.
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