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| Posted by Lester Jones on 10-Aug-2005 | Bug's MindWhat is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your
windshield?
It's ass.
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| Posted by Madi Stuart on 10-Aug-2005 | BullWhat is another name for a masturbating bull?
Beef Strokinoff.
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| Posted by ryan t. dehuff on 10-Aug-2005 | Bull GrapevineThree bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet
another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: Boys, we all know I've been here five years. Once we settled our
differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know
where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't giving' him any of
mine.
Second Bull: That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here three years
and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight him,
run him off or kill him, but I'm KEEPING' ALL MY COWS.
Third Bull: I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me
have 10 cows to take care of. I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am
young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows.
They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the
middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest
Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he took
toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
First Bull: Ahem...You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt
I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new
friend.
Second Bull: I have plenty of cows to take care of, if I just stay on the
opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument.
They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the
dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
First Bull: Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of
your cows and live to tell about it.
Third Bull: Hell, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a
bull.
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| Posted by soccerst16 on 10-Aug-2005 | Bullfight BuffetA man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby
restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very
big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish.
The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the
specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It
tastes even more scrumptious.
The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to
the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very
small balls on a big plate. The man asks,
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| Posted by frick frack on 10-Aug-2005 | Bunnies and CarrotsQ: What's invisible and smells like carrots???
A: Bunny farts!
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| Posted by MamasGirL Angel on 10-Aug-2005 | Blonde Bird WatcherA blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, "Look,
a dead bird."
And the blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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