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| Posted by lakerfan on 13-Aug-2005 | BulletsThere was a woman who was pregnant with triplets and she gets shot in the stomach 3 times. So they take her to the hospital and the doctor says the babies are gonna be fine. So she has 2 girls and 1 boy. So 13 years later, one of the girls comes up to the woman and says, "Momma! Momma! Momma, you will never guess what just happened!" And the woman goes, "What, did you start you period or somthing?" And the girl goes, "No. I was peeing and a bullet came out!" So the woman sits her down and tells her the story. Then the second girl comes in yelling, "Momma, the freakiest thing just happened to me, you will never guess what it was!" And the woman goes,"What? You were peeing and a bullet came out?" And the girl says, "Yea, howd you know?" So the woman sits here down and tells her the story. Then the boy comes in and calmy says, "Momma, you will never guess what just happened. This is so damn wicked!" And the woman goes, "What, you were peeing and a bullet came out?" And the boy says, "No, I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
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| Posted by J D on 13-Aug-2005 | BarSo this guy walks into a bar and says "ouch."
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| Posted by pamela j. keele on 13-Aug-2005 | Music rocks not this crapI would walk one 500 miles but im to fat to walk a step just to be the man to walk one 1000 miles would take 200 hours
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| Posted by Jon Meister on 13-Aug-2005 | Chineese menthere are three men from china and they dont speek any english and they go into a shopping senter. The first man went in to a bird whatching place and he learnt how to say " I see I see I see" then the second man went into a resterant and lernt how to say knife and fork then the third man went into a lolly shop and learnt how to say goody goody gum drops. on the way out of the shopping senter there had been a murder and the police man said did any one see what happend and the man from the bird whatching place said I see then the police man said did you see what with and the man from the resterant said knife and fork then the police man said thats it you to are to suspishis you are going to jail then the man who came from the lolly shop said goddy goody gum drops
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| Posted by Scott Johnson on 13-Aug-2005 | What a moron~!!!Only a moron answer yes to every question that a smart person ask him....
What a moron.
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| Posted by Mandy O. on 13-Aug-2005 | Three wemomfat fuck u
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