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| Posted by LiL HoTTiE on 13-Aug-2005 | Buttichesonce upon a time there was a kid named buttiches. it was the first day of school and everybody had to go around and say therename and favorite color. everybody had already went and told their favorite color and name. it was buttiches turn. the teacher said you in the red shirt. tell everybody your name and favorite color.(he wasnt paying attention)he said his name is buttiches and his favorite color is brown. thn the teacher asked him again and he said the same thing. this time she said tell the truth or youll go to the principals office. then he got sent to the principals office.
the principal asked him and he got suspended. then he was on his way home when he got hit by a truck in front of his house. then his mom ran out oh my poor buttiches. then the truck driver said then why dont you scrach it?
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| Posted by chrissy on 12-Aug-2005 | Pigswhy do pigs fly because they have wings
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| Posted by Embee on 12-Aug-2005 | nock nock...nock nock
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| Posted by Rick J. Stoner on 13-Aug-2005 | Can you guess this???
Q. What is green and jumps??
A. a cabage on a trampalene
this is so funny. hahahahaha
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| Posted by Hom Chkn on 10-Aug-2005 | The letter "g".Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".
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| Posted by Natassia Hogenbirk on 10-Aug-2005 | Stupidly funnyQ: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead!
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