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| Posted by Yo Momma on 09-Aug-2005 | Verbal: AbleVerbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
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| Posted by Pumpkin Pie on 09-Aug-2005 | Varicose --Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
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| Posted by Chris Hammond on 09-Aug-2005 | Chip: WhatChip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
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| Posted by Tom Fell on 09-Aug-2005 | Alert toAlert to company developments: An office gossip.
Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.
Average: Not too bright.
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| Posted by Make Me A. Laugh on 09-Aug-2005 | Download: Gettin'Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
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| Posted by Loreeen on 09-Aug-2005 | RAISIN: GrapeRAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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