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():funny definitions (324): Visionary: Cannot


Posted by Kendra N. Herron on 09-Aug-2005

Visionary: Cannot

Visionary: Cannot handle paperwork or any project that lasts less than a week.

Well organized: Does too much busywork.

Will go far: Relative of management.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Dictionary of


Posted by jacob m on 09-Aug-2005

Dictionary of

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.

STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.
   

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():funny definitions (324): The wife


Posted by bigcat on 09-Aug-2005

The wife

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
   

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():funny definitions (324): Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:


Posted by Nady on 09-Aug-2005

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.
   

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():funny definitions (324): The wife


Posted by Charisma K. Carsinoger on 09-Aug-2005
The wife
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
   

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():funny definitions (324): Expresses self


Posted by HoolieBear on 09-Aug-2005
Expresses self
Expresses self well: Can string two sentences together.

Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.

Happy: Paid too much.
   

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