Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.
The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.
The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn't seem to be breathing. The other hunter takes out his cell phone and calls for help.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm voice, says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence on the phone, then a shot is heard and the hunter's voice comes back on the line. "OK," he says, "now what?"
Two morons go duck hunting. After several hours they still haven't got any ducks. One of the hunters looks at the other and says, "I don't get it. Why aren't we getting any ducks?"
His friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
