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| Posted by Rick J. Stoner on 13-Aug-2005 | Can you guess this???
Q. What is green and jumps??
A. a cabage on a trampalene
this is so funny. hahahahaha
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| Posted by Hom Chkn on 10-Aug-2005 | The letter "g".Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".
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| Posted by Natassia Hogenbirk on 10-Aug-2005 | Stupidly funnyQ: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead!
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| Posted by Tammy Roy on 09-Aug-2005 | Horsey ridesThat little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.
Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, 'Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?'
Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, 'Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!'
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| Posted by Mitchy Dee on 09-Aug-2005 | CircumspectionTwo five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to piss.
One says, 'Your thingy doesn't have any skin on it.'
'I've been circumcised,' the other one says.
'What's that mean?'
'It means they cut the skin off at the end.'
'How old were you when it was cut off?'
'My mum said I was two days old.'
'Did it hurt?'
'You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year.'
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| Posted by lil dude on 09-Aug-2005 | She fakes itA little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap and Santa asks,
'What would you like me to bring you for Christmas?'
The little girl replies,
'I want a Barbie and a G. I. Joe doll.'
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says,
'I thought Barbie comes with Ken.'
'No,' the little girl replies, 'She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.'
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