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| Posted by miss u.s.a on 09-Aug-2005 | Canada aids the USIt was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the United States in its war against terrorism.
They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops, and 60 fighter jets.
However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, 2 Mounties, and a flying squirrel.
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| Posted by Gary Jensen on 09-Aug-2005 | Stuck-up"Guess what I heard in the bar today?" a man asks his wife upon returning home.
"They think the milkman has slept with every woman on our block except one."
His wife replies, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis in No. 23."
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| Posted by Cersi on 09-Aug-2005 | Endangered speciesDemocrats are concerned about President Bush's Supreme Court nominee John Roberts.
They think he may be a threat to the endangered species list... Democrats, of course, have been worried about the endangered species list since they found out they were on it.
-Jay Leno
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| Posted by Sarah M. Henderson on 09-Aug-2005 | MolassesThere was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole.
They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
Baby mole then said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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| Posted by Vince Carter!!! on 10-Aug-2005 | Broken Washing MachineQ: What do you do if the washing machine breaks down
A: Slap the bitch.
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| Posted by Enric Clive on 10-Aug-2005 | The Leper and the HookerQ. What did the Leper say to the Hooker?
A. Keep the tip.
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