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| Posted by soccerst16 on 13-Aug-2005 | CanaryQ: What do you not want to do with a 5,000 pound canary?
A: Argue.
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| Posted by THE REAPE0!!! on 13-Aug-2005 | CanaryQ: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: A canary with a hand grenade.
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| Posted by susan on 13-Aug-2005 | YouQ. What do you get from hanging from a tree?
A. Sore Arms!
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| Posted by keith on 13-Aug-2005 | The Dog and a CatOne day a little boy was walking down the street and noticed a doggy on a cats back. He said to his mum, "mummy look! that cat is giving that dog a piggy back!", he said. The mother replied, " No son, dont look, that dog is shagging that cat!", The young boy thought for a while and said to his mum, "have you ever shagged someone?", he said curious. "Yes, when you hear banging at night, thats me and your dad at it!", She explained.
"Mummy, You wanna shag?" He said.
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| Posted by Shannon on 13-Aug-2005 | I wish forthere was this tree and a bear and rabit the bear was running after the rabbit well there
was a genny liveing in this tree and it came out and said i well give you each three wishis
they said ok .the bear said for my frist wish
i wish for all the bears in the part of the woods to be female poof they were well the rabitt said i wish for a drit bike poof he got
it and the bear said your the dumest rabbit i ever mett the rabbit said yeah i know the bear said i wish for all the bear in the contry to be female poof they were then the rabbit said i wish for a dirt bike helmet
poof he got it the bear said i wish for alll
the bear in the world to be female poof they were that was all his wish the rabbit said for my last wish i wish for that bear right there to be gay poof he was gay than gay
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| Posted by Super*Star* on 13-Aug-2005 | Stop!! You Dog!!!Question: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Answer: Suck his dick!!!
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