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| Posted by whitney on 14-Aug-2005 | Candybar & LifespanLittle Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across
from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good
for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you
fat!"
Little Johnny replied. "My grandfather lived to be 107 years
old." The man asked, "Well sonny, did your grandfather eat 6
candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"
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| Posted by Hector R. Cruz on 09-Aug-2005 | Bee MilkyWhat kind of bees make the best milk?
Boo-bees!
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| Posted by Thunder on 09-Aug-2005 | Lone Ranger and TontThe Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, they fell asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
asked The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute, then says,"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, sighs, then says,"Tonto, you moron, someone has stolen our tent."
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| Posted by cory a. HOGAN on 09-Aug-2005 | Getting oldHow do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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| Posted by Shea M. Lund on 12-Aug-2005 | A book never writtenAbook never written...
How to Read by: Ivana Learn
Care of Pets by: Mibird Hasdied
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| Posted by Kevin McGee on 13-Aug-2005 | old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to...old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone but when she got there the cupboard was bare so he gave her a bone of his own
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