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| Posted by Lindy Meyer on 14-Aug-2005 | Car ProblemsA man's car breaks down right in front of a farm and he's trying
to fix it when he hears a voice coming behind him, "You have
water in the gas tank." The man turns around and all he sees is
a cow from the farm.
He goes back to his car and again the same voice says, "You have
water in the gas tank." The man turns around again and he sees
the cow but this time the voice came again but it's from the
cow, "You have water in the gas tank."
The man is shocked so he knocks on the door of the farmer's
house. When the farmer answers the door the man says, "The cow
talked to me and said I had water in my gas tank. He can talk?"
The farmer replied, "Ignore him, the cow doesn't know a thing
about cars."
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| Posted by Box Social on 14-Aug-2005 | chet the birdOne day a man went to a pet store to buy his wife a christmas
present. "Can i help you?" said the pet salesman. "yes I'm
looking for a bird for my wife for Christmas. She love birds."
"I suggest this one sir, his name is chet when you stick a
lighter to his right foot he sings." so the man stuck a lighter
under chets right foot. He started to sing "Jingle bells jingle
bells, jingle all the way..." When you stick a lighter under his
left for he sings a different song. So the man stuck a lighter
under chets left foot and he sang "Deck the hall with bows of
holly..." Wow said the man I'll take him. Christmas came around
and the man gave chet to his wife. She listened to him sing
jingle bells and deck the halls. "Hun, I love him," she said.
"But what happens when you put the lghter between both feet?" "I
dont know lets find out." So they stuck the lighter between both
of his feet and he sang "Chets nuts roasting on an open fire..."
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| Posted by Mark B. Cullen on 14-Aug-2005 | birdsthere were 2 birds sitting on a perch one said i smell fish if u
like it email me at sarahgascoigne@btinternet.com
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| Posted by Gothic Bitch on 14-Aug-2005 | the english cat and the french catthere was an english cat called one two three and there was a
french cat called un don twa
any way they decided to hav a race across the english channel
the one two three cat made it but the un don twa cat sank
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| Posted by Michael Pothitos on 14-Aug-2005 | AnimalsOne day a boy was getting ready for school. He fell asleep in
his uniform and his pet cat pissed on him. He couldn't change
his shirt because his mom told him to go. As he was walking to
school a squirrel jumped on him and left red stuff on his back.
Then in crawled in his pants and bit his nuts off.Then it ran
away with his nuts. Then he picked up a slug and it pooped on
him. Everyone found out he got raped by a squirrel. And it had a
period on him. And after school a dog pooped on his shoe.
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| Posted by ASS HOLE on 14-Aug-2005 | The Amazing Talking DogA man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet
you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out
the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and
says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"
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