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| Posted by Brian #17 on 11-Aug-2005 | Card-Playing DogA man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance.
"That is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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():animal jokes (1719): Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???... |
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| Posted by Cola Kiss on 12-Aug-2005 | Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???...Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???
A. ELF RAISING FLOUR :D:D
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| Posted by Maira m on 13-Aug-2005 | Durty jokeWanna hear a durty joke?
"White horse fell in mud!"
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| Posted by Iain A. Hewitt on 13-Aug-2005 | Elephant in a fridgePART 1
QNS : How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
ANS: 1) Open the fridge door
2) put the elephant in
3) Close the door
Qns : How do u put a giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?
ANS : 1) open the fridge door
2) take out the elephant
3) put in the giraffe
4) close the door
PART 2
Qns :There was a forest fire somewhere and Tarzan's job was to call out all the animals so that he can take them to a safe place. He kept calling and calling out to all the animals and all of them turned up except one. What animal was it and why?
Ans : giraffe....
...because it is still in the fridge
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| Posted by Ali R. Cesta on 14-Aug-2005 | EscargotThere once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling through the forest one day when he happens upon a Leprechaun, perched upon a toadstool. The Leprechaun looks down at the poor snail, crawling on his belly all his life, and takes pity on him.
"Snail," he says. "I am going to grant you a wish. Whatever you want, you have only to ask."
The snail can't believe his luck! He thinks for a moment, and then excitedly exclaims, "Yes! I do have a wish! I want a brand new, shiny red Corvette Stingray!"
The Leprechaun at first thinks that this is pretty strange, but then, considering that he is talking to a snail, perhaps not.
"And" continues the snail. "I want a bright, golden "S" painted on the doors, the hood and the trunk of my corvette."
"You shall have your wish," responds the Leprechaun.
With the wave of his hand, the snail's wish is granted. And now, whenever the snail roars through the forest in his shiny new corvette, with the big "S" on the side, all the other animals of the forrest say....
"Wow! Look at that crazy "S" car go!!!!"
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| Posted by Mr Leafy on 14-Aug-2005 | Shark!!!A man stranded on an island builds a raft to try to escape to
another island where people may be living hopeing to get help
back to the America. The man was terribly afraid of sharks so
upon approaching another island, he spots a man and calls out to
him, "are there any sharks in the water?" the second man calls
back "no".
The first man then proceeds to leap into the water so as to swim
ashore, halfway there he yells out to the man on the
island..."why arn't there any sharks in the water?"
The man replys, "Because the alligators ate them."
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