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| Posted by dave j. lochner on 14-Aug-2005 | Carrots and PeasConfucius say one who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot is
unsanitary.
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| Posted by Kenny Ross on 14-Aug-2005 | Solution or ProblemIf you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
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| Posted by Andy N. Arena on 14-Aug-2005 | Poor Ben's Almanac"Early to poop, early to pee, makes Mr. Boobie live happily."
~Ben Osotsapa~
"A peanut saved is a peanut earned. A peanut shaved is a sterile man."
~Ben Osotsapa~
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| Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 14-Aug-2005 | Quotes from momMy momma always said...
"I brought into this world and I can take you out!"
My momma always said...
"What do you think this is money doesn't grow on trees!"
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| Posted by funkypunk on 14-Aug-2005 | What smells?"What fells like smish?"
By dyslexic Bob in a girls
locker room.
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| Posted by Allan J. Vercellino on 14-Aug-2005 | PiG!!!"Never eat more than you can lift!" -- Miss Piggy
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