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| Posted by Matt Der on 14-Aug-2005 | centepiedeOne day a guy walked in to apet shop and was looking for a pet a
sales man comes over and says"Would you like a pet that could do
all your chores"sure i would the guy said then the saleman says
see that centepiede it can do every thing take it or leave it
the says ill take the guy gos home and says go get some milk to
the centepiede{which had ove a thousand legs} the cenpied gos
out the door the guy waits 20 mins 30 mins now an hour the guy
got up and went out the door and looked down and saw the
centepiede he said what are you doing then the centepiede
replies im going im going im tieing my shoes
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| Posted by Tiger_Lily on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 PigsThere where 3 pigs that walked in to a bar. The first pig asked
the bartender for a drink and where the bathroom was. The
bartender said down the hall and to the left. The next pig asked
for a drink and where the bathroom was. The bardender said down
the hall and to the left. The next pig asked for a drink. The
bartender said, "Are you going to ask where the bathroom is?",
and the pig said, "No, I go wee, wee, wee all the way home."
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| Posted by ron k. carmichael on 14-Aug-2005 | insectisidea friend of mine has just invested a wonderful insectiside, it
kills all plans to the insects starve to death!
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| Posted by Dean A. Evans on 14-Aug-2005 | A mouse's vacationOne day 3 mice got sooo board they decided to go on vacation.
They went on vacation in the bathroom. The first mouse went in
the tub,the second mouse went in the sink and the third mouse
went in the toilet. When they got back they told everyone about
it. The first mouse said"It was nice and refreshing and i liked
it". The second mouse said "It was nice and refreshing and i
liked it". The third mouse said "well,i didn't like it at all!
First it started to get dark then there was thunder and it
started to rain and after all that there was a giant whirlpool!!
But if it wasn't for the log i wouldn't be standing here!
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| Posted by B B on 14-Aug-2005 | GorillasQ:Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
A:because their fingers are so big.
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| Posted by Herman on 14-Aug-2005 | IM GOINGOne day a guy walked into a pet shop and a guy walked up and
said" Would you like a animal that can talk and do all of your
chores"
the guy thought a moment and said "Sure i would" they walked
around
the corner and it was a centiepiede in a cage this is our best
one we have sir ill take it the guy said then he left to go
home when he got there he said to the centepiede to go get some
milk the centipede walked
directly outthe door the guy waited 30 mins. not back yet 45
mins not
back now an hour the guy got up walked to his door and opened it
he looked down
and saw him what are you doing the guy said then the centepiede
said im going im going im
tieing my shoes
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