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| Posted by morgan bynum on 13-Aug-2005 | Expensive HotelA husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York to. After
almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,
and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a
room, but
they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for
$350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He
tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't
worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man
insists on speaking to the
manager.
The manager listens to the man and then explains the hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the
husband and wife to use. He also explains they could have taken in one of
the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New
York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform
here," explains the manager.
No matter what facility the manager mentions,
the man replies, "But we
didn't use it!" The manager is unmoved and eventually the man gives up and
agrees to pay. He
writes a check and gives it to the manager.
The manager is surprised when
he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for
$100."
"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my
wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the manager.
"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
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| Posted by TommyGirl4 on 09-Aug-2005 | Touring South AfricaA tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South Africa, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. The tourist then queries how old the temple is.
"This temple is 1503 years old", replies the guide.
Impressed at this accurate dating, he inquires as to how he gave this precise figure.
"Easy", replies the guide, "the archaeologists said the temple was 1500 years old, and that was three years ago"
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| Posted by Lauren R. Zachareas on 09-Aug-2005 | Run over the roosterA man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can go join the other chickens that are around the back."
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| Posted by Melinda s. Nowlin on 09-Aug-2005 | Were you drinking?A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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| Posted by YeLLoW SLiM ShAdY on 09-Aug-2005 | The train has failedA large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
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