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| Posted by Neo V. Michilini on 10-Aug-2005 | Chief worrierA man applied to Sheffield Wednesday FC for a job on the administrative staff.
'What we're really looking for here,' said the chairman, 'is what you might call
a "chief worrier"!
Someone to worry about things like falling attendances, finances, league
promotion, violence on the terraces, and so on. For a chap like that we'd be
prepared to pay ??75,000 a year. Interested?'
'Certainly,' said the applicant.
'But - you'll pardon me for saying this, I hope - where on earth is Sheffield
Wednesday going to find that sort of money for a job like this?'
'Ah!' said the chairman. 'That would be your first worry.'
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| Posted by bilal agha on 10-Aug-2005 | GraffitiAt Swindon:
SWINDON TOWN IS MAGIC!
And underneath:
WATCH THEM DISAPPEAR FROM THE SECOND DIVISION!
Dumbarton, Scotland:
JESUS SAVES!
And underneath:
DUMBARTON SHOULD SIGN HIM FOR GOAL!
Second Division Club:
STOCKTON -ON-TEAS FOR THE CUP!
Republican area of Belfast:
BRITS OUT!
Under which someone had added:
EXCEPT CHARLTON, SATTERS, TOWNSEND, SHEEDY AND ALDRIDGE
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| Posted by betsy minton on 10-Aug-2005 | Gaelic footballThree football codes prevail in Ireland: Rugby, which is defined as a thugs'
game played by gentlemen; soccer - a gentleman's game played by thugs; and
Gaelic football - a thugs' game played by thugs!
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| Posted by Christine Daae on 10-Aug-2005 | He retaliated first!In the heat of the game, one of the players threw a vicious punch the victim
was all set to get -stuck into him when the referee rushed up and held him back.
'Now then, O'Hara! You know you mustn't retaliate!'
'Come on ref!' said O'Hara. 'He retaliated first!'
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| Posted by Adam speeden on 10-Aug-2005 | 1 pint of GuinnessTwo Irish tram managers promised their players a 1 pint of Guinness for every
goal they scored during an important match. The final score was 119-98.
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():sport jokes (950): Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball |
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| Posted by Tara Foley on 10-Aug-2005 | Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball10. You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes
earlier.
9. Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip.
8. They keep shouting "Do over!"
7. When umpire yells, "Strike 3!" batter looks at him as if the dude's
speaking French.
6. Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.
5. First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert.
4. Game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "Dinner
time!"
3. Players constantly adjusting each other's cups.
2. You overheard the coach yelling, "Run, Forrest, run!"
1. They play like the Mets.
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