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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes after....."Da-ad...."

"What?" dad said.

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No, You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"

"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT?!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

Submitted by Curtis
edited by calamjo

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	():little johnny (1883): Puberty

Posted by APRIL L. PALMER on 09-Aug-2005

Puberty

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

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	():little johnny (1883): The day wizard!!!!!

Posted by Joe Skager on 12-Aug-2005

The day wizard!!!!!

wat happened to the gay wizard?

he went off with a puff

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	():little johnny (1883): Bommerrang

Posted by ness on 13-Aug-2005

Bommerrang

What do you call a bommerrang that dose not
come back?
A stick!!!!

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	():little johnny (1883): McDonald's

Posted by Chransie Spamton on 14-Aug-2005

McDonald's

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident.

Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."

From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."

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