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| Posted by Bluestar on 11-Aug-2005 | ChiliA man walks into a resteraunt and orders a bowl of chili. The waitress tells him that the man in the next booth ordered the last one. He joins the man, see's he has a full bowl and asks "can I have your chili?" the man says sure. The man starts eating until he comes to the bottom of the bowl and see's a dead mouse. He vomits into the bowl, the other man says - yeah, I did the same thing.
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| Posted by Jade Cat on 09-Aug-2005 | Food one-linerA couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
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| Posted by Christopher J. Lennon on 11-Aug-2005 | VegetarianismA man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said, "I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"
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| Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma on 11-Aug-2005 | Fruit SaladThree guys who were lost at sea ended up landing on an unfamiliar island. After wandering around for a while, a group of natives picked them up and took them to their hut. The chief came up to them and said, "We will let you live, if you can go out into the jungle and bring me 10 pieces of fruit." So the men agree and take off. The first guy brings back 10 apples and places them before the chief. "Now, you must stick the apples up your ass and not show a bit of emotion, or else we will kill you." The guy got one, and on the second, he flinched and was killed. The second guy walks up and shows the chief 10 berries. He is given the same task and makes it up to 8 and then begins to laugh histerically. He is also killed. When the second guy gets to heaven and meets up with the first, the first asks him "You almost had it! Why did you laugh??" The second replies, "I couldnt help it. I got the 8th up there and saw the other guy walking up with pineapples."
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| Posted by taryn on 11-Aug-2005 | Strage Eating HabitsA mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's
strange eating habits.
"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax.
What will happen to her, doctor?," the mother inquired.
"Eventually," said the doctor, "she will rise and shine!"
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| Posted by coucool slim (moe dog) on 08-Aug-2005 | FOODWhat's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, and the other's a crack snacker.
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