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():food jokes (113): Chili

Posted by Bluestar on 11-Aug-2005


A man walks into a resteraunt and orders a bowl of chili. The waitress tells him that the man in the next booth ordered the last one. He joins the man, see's he has a full bowl and asks "can I have your chili?" the man says sure. The man starts eating until he comes to the bottom of the bowl and see's a dead mouse. He vomits into the bowl, the other man says - yeah, I did the same thing.

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():food jokes (113): Food one-liner

Posted by Jade Cat on 09-Aug-2005

Food one-liner

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

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():food jokes (113): Vegetarianism

Posted by Christopher J. Lennon on 11-Aug-2005


A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said, "I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"

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():food jokes (113): Black man, sex & chocolate biky's

Posted by Ben Driediger on 11-Aug-2005

Black man, sex & chocolate biky's

This chick goes to a bar and picks up this guy and they get talkin and they end up going back to her place. about an hour later her husband walks in and see's this guys underwear on the floor. he says "next time i see another guyz pants on the floor im gunna pull out everyone of ur pubic hairs"! the next night she goes to the bar again and says hi to this black dude. she said you wanna come back to my place? and he says only for a chocolate biky. so she gave him the biky and headed home. they got upstairs and she said you wanna get naked? and he said only for a chocolate biky. then she gave him the biky and got naked. then she said to him you wanna root me hard? and he said only for a chocolate biky. so she gave him the biky and they got right into it. about an hour later her husband was coming up the stairs. then she said quick get in the closet and he said only for a choclate biky. so she gave him the biky and he got in. the husband then saw the pants on the floor and said, alright get on the bed and give me the tweezers. then he started pulling them out. he was down to the last black curly son of a bitch and he yelled, "COME OUT YOU BLCK BASTARD" and the black dude in the closet goes only for a chocolate biky!

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():food jokes (113): Fruit Salad

Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma on 11-Aug-2005
Fruit Salad
Three guys who were lost at sea ended up landing on an unfamiliar island. After wandering around for a while, a group of natives picked them up and took them to their hut. The chief came up to them and said, "We will let you live, if you can go out into the jungle and bring me 10 pieces of fruit." So the men agree and take off. The first guy brings back 10 apples and places them before the chief. "Now, you must stick the apples up your ass and not show a bit of emotion, or else we will kill you." The guy got one, and on the second, he flinched and was killed. The second guy walks up and shows the chief 10 berries. He is given the same task and makes it up to 8 and then begins to laugh histerically. He is also killed. When the second guy gets to heaven and meets up with the first, the first asks him "You almost had it! Why did you laugh??" The second replies, "I couldnt help it. I got the 8th up there and saw the other guy walking up with pineapples."

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():food jokes (113): Strage Eating Habits

Posted by taryn on 11-Aug-2005
Strage Eating Habits
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's
strange eating habits.

"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax.

What will happen to her, doctor?," the mother inquired.

"Eventually," said the doctor, "she will rise and shine!"

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