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(94): Churchill's Law...
Posted by Ruth Stewart on 07-Aug-2005
Churchill's Law...
Churchill's Law
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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(94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Posted by Galactic Girl on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
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(94): Ade's Law...
Posted by Baby gurl69 on 07-Aug-2005
Ade's Law...
Ade's Law
Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry
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(94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Posted by Lalalak on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
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(94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Posted by BLitz on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
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(94): If you have something to do, and you put it...
Posted by stephan o. brion on 07-Aug-2005
If you have something to do, and you put it...
If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.
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