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():nerd jokes (650): Cliff Shit


Posted by Eagle on 13-Aug-2005

Cliff Shit

Once there was an english-man, an Irish-man and a Moari-man. They were all standing on a cliff, when you ran and jumped off it, you say something and thats what you land in. The English-man runs, jumps and says Jewelery! And lands in jewerely, then the Irish-man runs,jumps an d says gold! and sure enough lands in gold, then lastly the Moari-man wants a good ol run up, as he does he stubbs his toe and says "SHIT!" and Hey Hoe What do ya know he lands in a big fat juicy turd!


Written By Liam Northcott, New Zealand age 11
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Your mommas so stupid


Posted by David Baughman on 13-Aug-2005

Your mommas so stupid

yo mommas so stupid that she climbed over a clear wall to see what was on the other side!

   

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():nerd jokes (650): What an idiot


Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 13-Aug-2005

What an idiot

A wife told her husband he needed to learn some new english words. So he went to a space station and learned the term "take off". So then he went to a zoo and learned the word "zebra". Finally he went to a hospital and learned the word "baby". So he went home, and his wife said, "So what words did you learn?" He replied, "Take of ze bra baby!"
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Mamma gots power


Posted by Barry G. Wood on 13-Aug-2005

Mamma gots power

yo mammas so stupid when she stiks a battery up her ass she says I got the power!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Dumb so Dumb


Posted by Jeff D. Proper on 13-Aug-2005
Dumb so Dumb
Some people are so dumb that ween they take a trip to the moon they walk with there pants down and say I KNOW WE ARE SOPOST TO MOON THE MOON BUT MAN IS IT COLD.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): TAKEAWAY


Posted by Kabez Blesing on 13-Aug-2005
TAKEAWAY
BLOKE RINGS INDIAN TAKEAWAY FOR CURRY
DO U DELIVER ???
NO WE ONLY DO CHICKEN BEEF AND PORK SIR !
   

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