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| Posted by craig brennan on 09-Aug-2005 | Closer to the groundTEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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| Posted by afman on 09-Aug-2005 | EarsA little boy was out trick or treating one Halloween dressed as a pirate.
A lady opened the door and looked at him and said, "You're a cute little pirate. Where are your buccaneers?"
He looked at her and said, "Under my buckin' hat, lady."
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| Posted by jerry on 09-Aug-2005 | Why cry?Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. A little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
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| Posted by Not Kool Man on 09-Aug-2005 | ITEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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| Posted by Wicked Jeff on 09-Aug-2005 | SpellTEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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| Posted by Patricia Pezzullo on 09-Aug-2005 | WaterTEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H- I- J- K- L- M- N- O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it is H to O!
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