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():funny definitions (324): Clothes Dryer...


Posted by chris magee on 07-Aug-2005

Clothes Dryer...

Clothes Dryer (noun)

A household appliance designed to eat socks.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Swimming Pool...


Posted by Holly Burkett on 07-Aug-2005

Swimming Pool...

Swimming Pool

A mob of people with water in it.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Adminisphere...


Posted by John Walsh on 07-Aug-2005

Adminisphere...

Adminisphere (noun)

The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rack and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

   

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():funny definitions (324): From Mom's Dictionary......


Posted by Debbo on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Hearsay (noun)

What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Frobnicate


Posted by Dete on 09-Aug-2005
Frobnicate
To manipulate or adjust, to tweak. Derived from FROBNITZ.
Usually abbreviated to FROB. Thus one has the saying "to frob a
frob". See TWEAK and TWIDDLE. Usage: FROB, TWIDDLE, and TWEAK
sometimes connote points along a continuum. FROB connotes aimless
manipulation; TWIDDLE connotes gross manipulation, often a coarse
search for a proper setting; TWEAK connotes fine-tuning. If someone is
turning a knob on an oscilloscope, then if he's carefully adjusting it
he is probably tweaking it; if he is just turning it but looking at the
screen he is probably twiddling it; but if he's just doing it because
turning a knob is fun, he's frobbing it.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Traffic Light


Posted by F@ncy on 09-Aug-2005
Traffic Light

Apparatus that automatically turns red
when your car approaches.

   

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