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| Posted by Pimp Daddy on 14-Aug-2005 | Rep. Dick Armey on Bill ClintonNominated for quote of the year is this statement made by Rep. Dick Armey,
who when asked if he were in the Presidents place, would he resign,
responded:
"If I were in the President's place I would not get a chance to resign. I
would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey standing over
me saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'"
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| Posted by miss u.s.a on 14-Aug-2005 | Honest AbeQUOTE:"I freed who?!!"
Abe Lincoln waking up with a hangover.
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():funny quotes (263): It is not true that life is one damn thing... |
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| Posted by jarmo two on 07-Aug-2005 | It is not true that life is one damn thing...It is not true that life is one damn thing after another.
It's one damn thing over and over.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
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