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	():school humor (1428): College light bulb

Posted by Audrey K. Veneck on 08-Aug-2005

College light bulb

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's what grad students are for

3 people have rated this joke:

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	():school humor (1428): Silly Alphabet Joke

Posted by Rob p on 13-Aug-2005

Silly Alphabet Joke

One day in school a kid asked his teacher if he could go pee. the teacher said ok, but first say the alphabet.

So he started saying A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S ... but then the teacher stoped him and asked where did the P go?

He said it is running down my leg.

9 people have rated this joke:

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	():school humor (1428): Dirty Grand Canyon Riddle

Posted by Marie-Eve Gagne on 13-Aug-2005

Dirty Grand Canyon Riddle

Q: What do tourists pay guides to do at the grand canyon?

A: To let them mount their ass and ride in the crack!

1 people have rated this joke:

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	():school humor (1428): Ways to confuse a roommate

Posted by Mara - on 09-Aug-2005

Ways to confuse a roommate

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

115. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"

5 people have rated this joke:

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	():school humor (1428): The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Posted by Angie Baby on 10-Aug-2005

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

The Weenie Whacker Song
To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

In the bedroom...the quiet bedroom
The Bobbitt sleeps tonight...
In the kitchen...the downstairs kitchen
Loraina grabs her knife...

(chorus)
Weenie wacker weenie wacker
Weenie wacker weenie wacker

Slashed his pee pee...his tiny pee pee
It left a nasty scar
Stuck his rocket into her pocket
And drove off in the car...
(repeat chorus)

Out the window...the Nissan window
She threw his shuttlecock
Then the cops came and found the unit
And outlined it with chalk...
(repeat chorus until sent to your room)

In the cooler...the Playmate cooler
They packed it up real tight
the doctor patched it...and reattached it
It still don't work quite right...
(repeat chorus until spanked)

10 people have rated this joke:

4.40/10