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| Posted by Shirley Chan on 10-Aug-2005 | Condom BowlHave you noticed that the "Super Bowl" this year sounds more like the "Condom
Bowl"?
Titans vs. Rams.
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| Posted by Ross Monkey on 10-Aug-2005 | Bait my hookWith the advent of Spring in the US, a lot of avid fishermen are already out
there trying their luck. My sister-in-law's husband is probably one of the most
rabid around. Returning from a day of fishing near the Chesapeake Bay Bridge I
asked him if they were biting. He replied, "Were they? I had to lie down in the
boat just to bait my hook!"
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| Posted by Vince Carter on 10-Aug-2005 | Three hours of fightingGeorge was describing a 30 pound Bass he'd caught recently after fighting it
for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took
of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."
George replied, "Well... a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three
hours of fighting."
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| Posted by Katiekate m. Star on 10-Aug-2005 | My one neighbor VanMy one neighbor Van is a true sport fisherman. He said once he caught a Great
White Shark. Never having seen it on display in his home, I asked what happened
to it. He sighed and replied, "Well, it was too small to keep, so I and three
other guys threw it back in."
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| Posted by Debby Harwood on 10-Aug-2005 | A fishermanA fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger and heavier
than he was. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a buddy who had maybe
a dozen or so Rockfish. The buddy eyed the Marlin and said, "Only caught the
one, huh?"
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| Posted by Tom Fell on 10-Aug-2005 | A hunterA hunter was visiting another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the
den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"
The host said, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with?" asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife!"
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