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| Posted by Clueless_3216 on 12-Aug-2005 | Confucious:Confucious say, he who fart in church sit in own pew.
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| Posted by danny on 12-Aug-2005 | Tipuri de SexDe cite tipuri este sexul?
De patru tipuri:
1. Cind ai cu cine si n-ai cu ce - tragic
2. Cind ai cu ce si n-ai cu cine - trist
3. Cind ai cu cine, ai cu ce si n-ai unde -
studentesc
4. Cind ai cu cine, ai cu ce, ai unde, dar DE CE!
- filozofic
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| Posted by El Nabo on 12-Aug-2005 | SMELLWHY DO FARTS SMELL ?
FOR THE BENIFIT OF THE DEAF
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():bar jokes (2610): Q.what hs a tounge and gets around alot but... |
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| Posted by Insane Wizard on 12-Aug-2005 | Q.what hs a tounge and gets around alot but...Q.what hs a tounge and gets around alot but does not walk.
A.a shoe
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| Posted by KrAzYBoY on 12-Aug-2005 | Migitsthere were three dwarfs one had small hands one with small feet and one with a small .They wanted to do something besides being dwarfs for once, so then they went to the genuis book of world records thing and they went in. The one with the small hands goes in and then comes out and says i have the smallest hands, then the one with the smallest feet goes in and comes out and says yes i have the smallest feet, then the dwarf with the smallest goes in and comes out and says who the hell is ______________!
(boys name)
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| Posted by Anna Flack on 12-Aug-2005 | Dirty GirlA man walks into a bar one night has a few beers and asks to use the bathroom. The man says sure its in the first door on the right not the second. So the man forgetting what he said went into the second door. When he walked in there was a women lying there naked with her legs open. So he went down on her. He came out and went home. When he got home he started vomiting rice. So the next day he went back to the bar and told the bartender when i was here last night I ate the girl out in the second room I went home and threw up rice. The bartender says \"It\'s not rice they are maggotts she has been dead for a week\"!
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