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| Posted by Rambo U. Thirtythree on 10-Aug-2005 | Confucius sayConfucius say that baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.
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| Posted by Scott Mcrae on 10-Aug-2005 | Sports Is A DragOur [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the
maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in
case of emergency. As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty
good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for
sure
because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over
from, say, right field, to deal with it. She's been on the team for three
seasons now, but the males still don't trust her. They know, deep in their
souls, that if she had to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she
probably would elect to save the infant's life, without ever considering
whether there were men on base. - Dave Barry, "Sports Is A Drag"
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| Posted by super p. man on 10-Aug-2005 | For Pete's sake, runA small social club was trying to organize a baseball team. They could only
muster eight players, but were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they
called on a new member, an Englishman, to join their team.
During their first game, the Englishman came to bat. On the first pitch, he
knocked the ball out of the park.
"Run!" his teammates cried. "For Pete's sake, run!"
The Brit turned and stared at them icily. "I jolly well shan't run," he
replied. "Why should I? I'm perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball."
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| Posted by Justin Andre on 10-Aug-2005 | Ever thrown out by a hareThis story was related by a baseball announcer, who attributed it to
HonusWagner.
Way back when Honus played, they didn't have stadium lights and
when it got dark, you couldn't see what you were doing very well.One time, he
was playing in the outfield and the ball was hit his way, but he just lost it in
the darkness. Fortunately, a rabbit was running by at the time and he grabbed
it and threw it to first for the out.This was the very first time anyone was
ever thrown out by a hare.
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| Posted by Apple Jack on 10-Aug-2005 | Babe RootWhat do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
Babe Root.
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| Posted by Box Turtle on 10-Aug-2005 | EuropeA baseball player is sitting on the bench along with the coach. Suddenly,
the
coach starts saying, "Germany, Italy, Spain, Britain." The guy looks at
him and
says, "Huh?" to which the coach replies... "Europe!"
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